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Eat well and choke! =P

I'm the Jack of all trades. LOL.. I still have no flipping idea what that means and have no desire to ever find out. Mystery is key, dumbshits.

Allow myself to introduce...myself. I'm Richard Cunningham and this is my wife, Oprah. Actually, my names Lauren Marie. Man, I remember when that line from Austin Powers use to really make me wanna whiz myself. I still have retarded humor, I still rock and I'm still extremely super cool.

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After this- theres just the circus.

I'm what a number of people consider too old to still be wrapped up in this immature,fun loving stage.. yet here I am. I hesitate to express my disugst with a lot of what I see. I'm oppositional, idealistic, and inpatient. There's all these neat little interests I can fill in on here and so many things I'm supposed to say to discribe/express myself.. but honestly, I'm a weirdo and a damn bore when it comes to discribing myself. I know dick-all lol.

By the way, I'm annoyed that I can't make the background light purple. Blue.. such an awful friggen color.

I'm hungry! I don't know what in the hell to put in this box. There's too many boxes!...Nobody carrrrrrres. 

She's on the run.